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A number of prominent American and world leaders call Acolytica spiritual home. They provide many of the resources, connections, and experts it takes for us to carry our message to the Universe.

PostHeaderIcon Geoffrey Fynch

Mr. Fynch, a 1971 graduate of Virginia Tech, is Chief Executive Officer, BeriCraft Aviation.  His wife Kylie and son Tyson share his faith.

 

PostHeaderIcon Damien Grade

Chairman of Damien Holdings, co-founder of GraBelMeta, and a major stockholder in BeriCraft. Grade is one of the wealthiest and most prominent individuals in the United States.  His wife Camilla Petrone Grade and son Giancarlo ("Charlie") share his faith.

 

PostHeaderIcon Thaddeus Emory "Em" Gideon

As a Representative from Colorado, Congressman Gideon became a darling of the conservatives with to his Acolytica-based moral convictions and his strong stand on immigration issues. Higher office is certainly in his future.  His wife Bethany Wells Gideon shares his faith.

Mr. Gideon has recently announced his candidacy for Colorado governor in the upcoming election. Unable to get needed support from weak-willed centrists, he's running on an independent ultra-conservative ticket with substantial backing from Acolyticans around the world.

 

PostHeaderIcon Contance Addleton Joiner

Widow of Congressman Grant Lee Joiner, Mrs Joiner has served her country proudly after stepping in to her husband's elected office as a senior representative from the state of Virginia.

 
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Our Leaders' Words*

"Nature saw that mankind, with the potential for limitless intelligence and the libido of jackrabbits, would soon overwhelm the earth's resources. So she gave them greed and religion as reasons to kill each other.

We can work with that."

--- Rev. Perseus Cade


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We Are Everywhere

Acolyticans can be found in 115 countries throughout the world.  Major instructional/conditioning campuses are located in:

Auckland, New Zealand
Brighton, UK
Charleston, SC, USA
Delhi, India
Hawar Islands, Qatar
Johannesburg, RSA
Kiev, Ukraine
Mogadishu, Somalia
Osaka, Japan
Redmond, WA, USA
Solace Creek, CO, USA
Tel Aviv, Israel