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As a Representative from Colorado, Congressman Gideon became a darling of the conservatives with to his Acolytica-based moral convictions and his strong stand on immigration issues. Higher office is certainly in his future.  His wife Bethany Wells Gideon shares his faith.

Mr. Gideon has recently announced his candidacy for Colorado governor in the upcoming election. Unable to get needed support from weak-willed centrists, he's running on an independent ultra-conservative ticket with substantial backing from Acolyticans around the world.

 
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